Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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