I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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