Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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