My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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