Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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