an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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