Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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