Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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