sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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