can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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