i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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