Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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