if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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