I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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