you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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