It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
We got so high we made milksteak
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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