i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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