thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
