Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
how does that bad decision feel?
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