so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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