i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'd cum for enchiladas.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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