so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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