party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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