great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im holly from the hills drunk
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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