my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
