If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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