I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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