New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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