Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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