He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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