do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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