I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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