Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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