I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
