she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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