Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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