escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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