we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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