I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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