I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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