we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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