So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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