Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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