On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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