Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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