the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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