Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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