the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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