It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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