I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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