We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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