? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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