Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I love you.
Bad choice
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