Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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