god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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